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Peppa Pig is such an annoying little bitch: Part 2

All Peppa Pig and her family do is embarrass and ridicule Daddy Pig. They strip him of anything that brings any enjoyment to his life. He literally has no control and no say in that house because prissy little Peppa fucking tears him down at every opportunity.
All Daddy Pig wanted to do was sit in his special place in the garden and read the paper but NOOOO Peppa wanted to plant seeds EXACTLY where his chair was! You know what Peppa? Fuck off! You wanna plant seeds? You plant them in another part of the garden where Daddy Pig isn’t reading his newspaper! Preferably a place where he can’t hear your whiney, piercing, annoying fucking voice.
But no, Daddy Pig, being the top guy that he is, moves his chair so queen shithead can plant her motherfucking seeds. Bear in mind that he was fucking ganged up on by Peppa, George and Grandpa Pig who made him feel so fucking small he didn’t think he had an option!
So Daddy Pig goes and settles in another part of the garden, and who comes bounding over? Peppa fucking Pig comes storming over demanding that he moves because now she wants to plant some fucking potatoes!
How about this you selfish little slut. How about you fuck off to your bedroom, get on the top bunk with some fucking rope and hang yourself from it? Because your father, the guy who brought you up and sacrificed his very happiness for you, would be a lot better off without you.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Daddy Pig didn’t leave the lot of them and shack up with Madame Gazelle, the filthy bitch.

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“The scene in Fox and the Hound when the mom drops Todd off in the woods will always make me cry and was the saddest moment of my childhood.”

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“The scene in Fox and the Hound when the mom drops Todd off in the woods will always make me cry and was the saddest moment of my childhood.”

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Pastels.

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5 Favorite TV Shows

5 Favorite TV Shows

1. Dexter

2. Desperate Housewives

3. How I Met Your Mother

4. Bones

5. The Big Bang Theory

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

Gabrielle Solis

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

Lila in season 2, but overall probably LaGuerta

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

I think it’s the one where they catch the Grave Digger

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

Season 1

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

Definitely Lily and Marshall (or Lilypad and Marshmallow)

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

Tom Scavo and his new doctor girlfriend…or Mike Delfino and Catherine Mayfair

 7. How long have you watched 1?

Since last year-ish

8. How did you become interested in 3?

I actually didn’t like it at first (without actually watching it) because it just seemed like a copy of Friends. But then it kept coming on E4 and I found myself not being able to turn over so I watched the boxsets.

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

David Borreanaz

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

Dexter. It is amazing! But Desperate Housewives is a very close second.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

I’ve seen about the same of each because they’ve both had the same amount of seasons. Although it probably is How I Met Your Mother because there MAY be more episodes in a season…not sure.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Dr Sweets!

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 1?

Well, he’s a serial killer who kills serial killers, so if he HAD to die I think I’d have him kill himself. It’s kind of fitting, in a sick way.

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

The gang from HIMYM would come across a dead body and something fitting would happen so they’re connected to the body in some way, so they end up having to go to the lab.

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple

Deborah Morgan and Vince Masuka

16. Over all, which show has a better cast, 3 or 5?

Oooohhh..hard. Very hard. I’ll go with The Big Bang Theory because they’re better actors in my opinion.

17. Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?

Desperate Housewives